1. thedoctorsbuttercup:

    unwinona:

    McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

    James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

    Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

    Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

    No classes together ever goodbye

    Now the groundskeeper.

    (Source: diegolopezocon, via broken-from-memories)

    awkward-lee:

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    Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

    (via graceland-more-like-gayland)

    totallyfubar:

    I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

    (via staythatswhatimeanttosay)

    hulklinging:

    rabidauthor:

    trashy-prince:

    2srooky:

    shanellbklyn:

    x-cunt-hunter-x:

    kxngvxgitx:

    cold-fury:

    One of the best moments of my childhood.

    BITCH

    ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

    I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

    I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
    This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

    yesss this was such a good book and film

    And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

    This is what happens when you have the author write the script, man.

    (via graceland-more-like-gayland)

  2. zachafalse:

    ejacutastic:

    zygodactylous:

    wat-ermellow:

    zygodactylous:

    in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

    is that a cup wearing pants

    yes 

    is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

    IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

    (via shattering-angels)

    phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

    awkwardsituationist:

    cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over 600 more.

    THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT

    (via come-waste-away-with-me)

  3. (via lulz-time)

  4. "Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."

    (via versteur)

    (Source: mind-vacation, via o-piium)

    kenerics:

    who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

    (Source: hippopotalust, via shattering-angels)

    (Source: -deafeningsilence, via lesb1ans)

  5. (Source: amajor7, via lulz-time)